CelestrialSquid

guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
thaibrator:

when he buys you the coat u wanted

thaibrator:

when he buys you the coat u wanted

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

unpopuler:

what if the internet closed at midnight